Today I drove a lot

Likes:

• the sound of my car passing other cars on the road at night
• driving with loud music and windows wide open (particularly when due to a faulty air conditioning system)
• the smell of honeysuckle through the window
• dancing cleopatra-inspired 80's dances to New Order and hoping that those in neighboring cars aren't judging you
  

Dislikes:

• driving over cobblestones when you have to pee
• intersections where it seems like no one gets a green light for an unreasonably long time
• ridiculous stop signs
• creepy guys outside of the wawa late at night who say things like, "she rides pretty well, huh?" in reference to your (apparently female) car, which in fact, at the moment, does not ride pretty well at all, but you just nod and murmur "haha, yeah" and get in the car quickly
• accidentally pressing the gas when your car is in reverse
• remembering how incredibly spastic you are at driving (see above)